Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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