omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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