when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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