the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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