We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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