I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I have post one night stand depression
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