Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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