just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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