found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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