If i come over, it means nothing
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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