His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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