When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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