Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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