if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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