My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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