Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Randomize
