My room smells like vodka and shame
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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