Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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