we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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