Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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