Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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