you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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