Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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