I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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