can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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