I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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