so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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