I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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