Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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