'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i drank out of a bidet.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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