ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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