Moan for me like Helen Keller
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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