I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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