I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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