would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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