If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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