Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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