4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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