don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Randomize