I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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