Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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