I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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