I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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