they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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