we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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