I've blown a few things in my day
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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