Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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