Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
