There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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