Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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