that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
accomplished twins. life is a go
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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