i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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