We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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