do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Your dad touched me again.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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