i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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